Now that's an accomplishment ...

awake · Dec 11, 2011

not really sure how you pull this off, or why you'd want to...

Police in Brazil's southeastern Sao Paulo state are investigating the theft of 50 metric tons (55 U.S. tons) of corn from a moving train.

Amphiaraus · Dec 12, 2011

Helicopters.

Also the corn is being stolen to feed all of the cows on the nuclear fission powered artificial island off the coast of Spain.

awake · Dec 12, 2011

you seem to know an awful lot about this...

Amphiaraus · Dec 13, 2011

Canadians cannot do illegal things, we can only watch them unfold. All of our TV stations are devoted to it.