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Amphiaraus
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Coming soon!™
See http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time . Replace "Coming Soon" value of coming in over 2 months with coming in over 20 millenia, stupid auto correct.
Get yours while supplies last! Pre-order now to secure your Human V1.1 on release date!
[sub]Note: Product must be returned within 8 seconds to receive a refund. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Human v1.1 reproducing and eliminating Human v1.0 model, Human v1.1 becoming unstable and collapsing into a pool of goo, Human v1.1 losing all emotion and going on a murderous rampage (see above), Human v1.1 overpowering you and stealing your identity, Human v1.1 impressing everyone that you try to impress and succeeding, Human v1.1 may steal your significant other in order to create hybrid models - this may result in the death of any Human v1.0 offspring, Human v1.1 remembering entire childhood, returning to destroy parents for their abominous actions, Human v1.1 fixing all of it's own problems resulting in the production of Human v1.2 (Note: refunds not acceptable at this time, see refund policy), Human v1.1 and Human v1.2 may go to war, creating a nuclear Apocalypse, Oh, I forgot to mention, once Human v1.2 are created we're either dead or enslaved, Human models v1.1 and v1.2 may create a world of pure and correct communism; Note - this will result in a struggle for power between democracy and "correct communism" - which will result in the destruction of Human v1.0, In the event Human v1.1 tries to eradicate Human v1.0, Human v1.0 will have to develop Battle-star technology, or produce John Connor (etc) in order to survive. Failure to meet with these requirements may result in death. Please see a doctor before partaking in the Human v1.1 program. Please do remember that all of the above side effects do effect us as well, and therefore please refrain from trying to murder us. In the event you do murder us, we won't give you the special toxin that works only on Human v1.1 models. [/sub]
[sub]*Please note: In the event we lose the toxin that works only on Human v1.1 models, we will be releasing a deadly neurotoxin into the atmosphere to try to stop Human v1.1 before it's too late. If you have a natural resistance to general neurotoxin, you're in luck. Otherwise, get somewhere safe. We won't warn you. Go there now. [/sub]
[sub]*Please do remember: No, seriously. Go there now. Haven't you seen science fiction? This crap always seems to be the best and then humanity ends. Save yourself! Why would we do this, you might ask? We don't really know. We just don't want to have to deal with our natural defects anymore. [/sub]
[sub]*OH, by the way: We have Government contracts to produce Human v1.1, and to release deadly neurotoxin. Gov'ts on our side, bitchessss![/sub]
See http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time . Replace "Coming Soon" value of coming in over 2 months with coming in over 20 millenia, stupid auto correct.
Get yours while supplies last! Pre-order now to secure your Human V1.1 on release date!
[sub]Note: Product must be returned within 8 seconds to receive a refund. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Human v1.1 reproducing and eliminating Human v1.0 model, Human v1.1 becoming unstable and collapsing into a pool of goo, Human v1.1 losing all emotion and going on a murderous rampage (see above), Human v1.1 overpowering you and stealing your identity, Human v1.1 impressing everyone that you try to impress and succeeding, Human v1.1 may steal your significant other in order to create hybrid models - this may result in the death of any Human v1.0 offspring, Human v1.1 remembering entire childhood, returning to destroy parents for their abominous actions, Human v1.1 fixing all of it's own problems resulting in the production of Human v1.2 (Note: refunds not acceptable at this time, see refund policy), Human v1.1 and Human v1.2 may go to war, creating a nuclear Apocalypse, Oh, I forgot to mention, once Human v1.2 are created we're either dead or enslaved, Human models v1.1 and v1.2 may create a world of pure and correct communism; Note - this will result in a struggle for power between democracy and "correct communism" - which will result in the destruction of Human v1.0, In the event Human v1.1 tries to eradicate Human v1.0, Human v1.0 will have to develop Battle-star technology, or produce John Connor (etc) in order to survive. Failure to meet with these requirements may result in death. Please see a doctor before partaking in the Human v1.1 program. Please do remember that all of the above side effects do effect us as well, and therefore please refrain from trying to murder us. In the event you do murder us, we won't give you the special toxin that works only on Human v1.1 models. [/sub]
[sub]*Please note: In the event we lose the toxin that works only on Human v1.1 models, we will be releasing a deadly neurotoxin into the atmosphere to try to stop Human v1.1 before it's too late. If you have a natural resistance to general neurotoxin, you're in luck. Otherwise, get somewhere safe. We won't warn you. Go there now. [/sub]
[sub]*Please do remember: No, seriously. Go there now. Haven't you seen science fiction? This crap always seems to be the best and then humanity ends. Save yourself! Why would we do this, you might ask? We don't really know. We just don't want to have to deal with our natural defects anymore. [/sub]
[sub]*OH, by the way: We have Government contracts to produce Human v1.1, and to release deadly neurotoxin. Gov'ts on our side, bitchessss![/sub]
Amphiaraus
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^Attempt to be funny; failed.
